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Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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