You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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