just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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