im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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