And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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