apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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