are you still at the devil's house?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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