Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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