I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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