I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Jerry, you need to find god
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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