When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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