Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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