Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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