Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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