think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You can't just leave with hair like that
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Two words: nipple clamps
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