I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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