Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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