Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
