Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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