my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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