i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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