But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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