If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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