By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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