I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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