are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Need sex. Gaining weight.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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