3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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