didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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