This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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