I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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