The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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