Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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