just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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