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go home
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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