Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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