What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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