Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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