We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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