I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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