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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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