She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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