This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want nice things and good sex
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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