idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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