It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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