sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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