i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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