Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
my being single is dangerous.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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