i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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