You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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