just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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