Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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