my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
