toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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