my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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