what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
