Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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