Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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